The demeaning Italian stereotype that runs the local restaurant in Curious George’s universe is named Chef Pisghetti.
He too, is certifiably insane.
MYH, Professor Wiseman, and Pisghetti the racist caricature decide to go birdwatching.
They leave the restaurant, Pisghetti’s livelihood and raison d’etre, in the charge of two idiot children, Curious George, and a hyperactive black dog named Charkie because why tf not.
Buckets of paint are in the kitchen. As the birdwatchers stalk their quarry, MYH remarks that he is glad he left George at the restaurant, where he can stay clean.
Curious George paints himself bright orange. Charkie paints himself blue and goes running through the restaurant splashing blue paint everywhere. George chases him, making the restaurant look like Carrie White loved the Gators.
When they return, nobody is mad. Curious George remains unbeaten and unkilled. Pisghetti lets George eat cake. They then have the great idea to paint George red and put him on the cover of a birdwatching magazine.
Because the bird they went looking for is red.
Why can’t I stop this?
-Professor Zac Showers